
How do you go about stealing a boyfriend?
There are many steps and methods you must use in order to successfully steal a boyfriend.
The first step: "Spot your prey"
You must first find your boyfriend that could potentially be stolen. You should analyze his personality to see if it's even worth trying for.
The Second Step: : "Dress to impress"
Once you have identified this sucker, you must make an amazing first impression. Dress your best and remember that all guys are attracted to mystery. You should give the impression that you are very mysterious and hard to figure out. Always keep him guessing.
The Third Step: "Keep in touch"
After you have made your first impression, try to make more contact with him. You mustn't make this obvious. Here is an example:
Call him asking for someone else's number, then make small talk. (Keep this first conversation relatively short, you don't want to make it noticeable that you are interested.)
The Fourth Step: "Investigate"
After you make light contact with him, familiarize yourself with his life. Learn his hang outs, interests, hobbies, etc. This makes it easier to lour him in.
The Fifth Step: "Make friends"
Now that you know a little more about him, take it a little further. Call him more frequently. Become "friends" with him. Ask him advice on guys so that it isn't obvious you want to be with him.
The Sixth Step: "Instigate fights"
Instigate fights between the boyfriend and girlfriend. Make sure the fights you cause are never about you. You can say things to the boyfriend like "does she always do that?" You can also say similar things to the girlfriend as well. Chances are she will start a fight not him. But never go to both of them, this only lands you in trouble. If you cause fights or arguments often, you will cause a space in their relationship. This is where you come in.